Episodes

6 days ago
6 days ago
If you are quite certain that you want to miss the bantery discussion of Father's Day
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activities and Jeff's fishing trip, you can skip directly to minute 9 and get right into the interviews. Be sure not to miss the opening song though!
We are proud to present more or our March Madness 2025 interviews. Keven Adams discusses his scenario designs and ASL background, Sarah Sackett, and Aidan Hallman. These are the interviews that you won't want to miss.
Now that we think about it, why would you want to miss any of them?
SHOW TIMES
0:01 Song SMC's a Goner (lyrics below)
3:03 Banter
9:20 Kevin Adams Interview
36:00 Interview with Sarah and Aiden
49:10 Total Running Time
LINKS
Kulning
The Brickworks on Illuminating Rounds
RALLY PHASE RECORDS PRESENTS!!!
SMC's a Goner
Sung to the tune of Girlfriend In a Coma by The Smiths
Lyrics: D. Wallick, D. Donovan
Vocals: Stephen Stewart
Mixer: Jim, the Mix-Master Bera
Leader blew morale check, oh no! I know it's serious
He was already broken, ya know, I know it's serious
And do I want him to roll a wound check? No! Cuz you know,
I would hate anything to happen to him
No I don't want to lose him
Do you really think he'll survive?
Do you think he'll roll less than 5?
Duuuuuuuuude
SMC's a goner, ya know, I know it's serious
Bye bye, bye my buddy, Goodbye
There were times when I could have rallied him
'Cuz you know, it's not like he's a 10-2 and he just got a field promotion
Now he's taking the check, time to fret, And he rolled a 5 and he died.
Dooooooooh!
Let me whisper a few bad words, I know it's serious

Monday Jun 16, 2025
Episode 366: Meier's Stunning Reveal
Monday Jun 16, 2025
Monday Jun 16, 2025
You won't believe the stunning facts that Advanced Squad Guru Tom Meier reveals on this show. We considered making a whole lot of edits, removing all the stunning info, but decided to leave them in, just for your wanton, and scandalous satisfaction.
In the Box is March Madness 2025 Scenario Pack: Schnake Eyes! Check out the scenarios here.
SHOWTIMES0:01 Small Talk
8:00 What's in the Box?
47:00 What Have You Been Playing Lately

Monday Jun 02, 2025
Episode 365: Shocking News Hot Snake Eyes
Monday Jun 02, 2025
Monday Jun 02, 2025
Summer is fast approaching and so is the next episode. We just can't believe how fast time flies. Or how SHOCKING this episode is. Scott Mullins discusses how to track your ASL games, using the ASL Archive and other methods. Matt Zajak discusses his background and his campaign games with his buddies, as well as his favorite miniature ancients rule set, favorite Advanced Squad Leader tournaments and scenarios, basically all things ASL. Most importantly Matt discusses his travels to Russia and help with the Ponyri game. We even dare to chat about our wives (and it's all good).
Dave forgets that he has played 1,402 games so far.
How about that opening song? The lyrics were provided by Rob Banozic and the song was performed by The 2 Half Squad Singers. It originally appeared on #205
SHOW LINKS
WWII Wayfinder on Youtube
SHOWTIMES
00:01 Song: He's Got Really Hot Snake Eyes
04:00 Banter
08:10 Scott Mullins
26:45 Matt Zajac
51:25 Half of The Forgotten War Scenarios
1:27:25 Total Running Time
REALLY HOT SNAKE-EYES
(to the tune of "Bette Davis Eyes"
Lyrics by Rob Banozic)
His rolls are always low
I've never seen 'em high
His dice are never cold
He's got really hot snake-eyes
He'll turn the MGs on you
You won't pass a check twice
It's cold as East Front snow
He's got really hot snake-eyes
And they'll break you, they'll crit-hit you
They're the bones that will defeat you
They're atrocious, 'cause he always gets the
Rolls that make the stacks crush
God! why do I always roll so high, he's got really hot snake-eyes
You like your +3 stone
The place to stand and fight
But all you do is moan
He's got really hot snake-eyes
He'll take a '1' shot on you
And roll those wicked dice
Until you give up, too
He's got really hot snake-eyes
They'll DM you, when he plays you
Trash your plan with the dice he loans you
They're ferocious 'cause he always gets the
Rolls that make the stacks crush
All the boys think it's just fine, to get really hot snake-eyes
And they'll break you, they'll crit-hit you
They're the bones that will defeat you
They're atrocious, 'cause he always gets the
Rolls that make the stacks crush
All the boys think it's just fine, to get really hot snake-eyes

Thursday May 15, 2025
Episoode 364: The News MMP Doesn't Want You to Know
Thursday May 15, 2025
Thursday May 15, 2025
0:01 Small Talk
8:30 Jim Burris
42:00 James Treu
55:30 Total Running Time
Matt Quinton's Youtube

Thursday May 01, 2025
Episode 363: Unbelievable Bombshell
Thursday May 01, 2025
Thursday May 01, 2025

Wednesday Apr 16, 2025
Episode 362: Ponyri and Mareske
Wednesday Apr 16, 2025
Wednesday Apr 16, 2025
In the Box we find Slaughter at Ponyri. In this episode we take the time to have a first look at the components and the terrain rules included with this powerful looking game.
Opening song is a new one, Minimum Move!
54:21 Total Running Time
Minimum Move
Lyrics: Louis Padol
SHOWTIMES
0:1 Song Minimum Move
2:00 Interesting Chat
18:00 After Action Report
45:00 What's in the Box?
1:03:40 Total Running Time