Episode 338: We Ran

Break out your Box art of Twilight of the Reich and Festung Budapest and put on your art appreciation eyeglasses for the return of Box Art Review. In the Box is the Grumble Jones Pack Vol 1 from the Kansas City March Madness folks. Scenario FB2: The Devils Free to Have a Try is analyzed in this show. 

The 2 Half Squads are brought to you by the most Amazing Bounding Fire Productions and our Wonderful Patreons.

 

SHOWTIMES
0:01 I Ran Parody Song

4:00 Banter 

19:00 Box Art Review 

23:15 Contest Winner and New Contest Announced

38:00 What's in the Box?

49:09 What Have You Been Playing Lately?
1:00:47  Total Running Time 

SHOW LINKS 

Bitterest Day

Grumble Jones Pack at Encircled Productions

 

I RAN

Lyrics: Dennis Donovan  Vocals: The 2 Half Squad Singers

Assaulting down the avenue
I never thought I’d see a stack like you 

Thirty-six down two
With 8-3-8s and HMGs
That kind of at-tack broke me right into
A 6 + 1 it’s, true.

And I ran, I routed far away
I just ran, I ran towards hex row A
Low crawl?  No way!

A DM appears above my head
A badge of shame for the next turn or two
The troops hate me it’s true
The coward’s running faster still           

Until some woods or buildings come in view                             

‘Til cover comes in view

And I ran, I ran far from the fray;
I just ran, ‘cuz no quarter’s in play
In cover I will stay

Reached out a hand to roll the dice
I can’t believe I need to roll a two
To rally?  Need a two!
Got shot at and rout-ed again
I’m running like that Forrest Gump it’s true                   
Soon I’ll be off board two                                

And I ran, don’t want to pass away
I just ran, stay and fight? No way?
We will lose any way

And I ran, to live another day
I just ran, what can a coward say?