Episode 344: In the Bitterest Stack!

Jump with us into the box and land on a brand new Bounding Fire Production called Bitterest Day. It includes a wonderful map of the Sugar Loaf Hill area on Okinawa, a sheet of counters, scenarios and more. 

 

 

 

 

 

SHOW LINKS

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SHOW TIMES
00:01 "In a Stack" Song

6:00 What's in the Box?
44:30 Contest Draw and New Announced
50:28 Total Running Time

In a Stack

Lyrics by Dennis Donovan 

Performed by The 2 Half Squad Singers

 

I have three elite squads,

I'll move them in a stack.

With the 10-3 leader,

now no turning back

I need two more MF's

to get across the road.

I'll chance the minus two

and hope I don't get hosed. 

I'm moving all my guys

I'll move them in a stack.

If my mentor saw this,

he'd have a heart attack!  

 My opponent shakes his head

and chokes on his coffee.

No I'm not a newbie

but it sure seems like it, eh?

I'm sure I'll kick myself

and catch a lot of flack.

I'll probably cry poor

if my guys all get kacked.

We might get blown away

by ignoring all the facts.

It's not easy moving out,

when facing a kill stack

 

My guys will hopefully

survive 20 down 2.

I need to get into

 

the woods in hex G2.

 

If I look hard enough

into the rule book.

Maybe I will find an out

 

before my goose gets cooked!

 

Maybe the Dice Gods

will cut me a little slack.

No cover anymore

 

it's too late to turn back!

 

I see the turns go by

the end is getting close.

Desperate times they call

 

for desperate measures dude.

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